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Sat, Dec. 2nd, 2006, 02:08 am
I Fucking Pwn FFXI.



nuff sed.

Tue, Nov. 28th, 2006, 05:45 am
Nigga hush.

What do Nigel, Derek, David and Huey have in common with eachother...?



They're all big in Japan of course!

Triple 1337 points if you know who Nigel, Derek, and David are....

Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006, 06:06 am
PS3 FTL

Game Informer issue #164, page 26
An interview with Phil Harrison, Sony's president of worldwide studios.

Quoted from interview....

Q: Minidiscs and UMDs have struggled as media formats. Are there concerns about Blu-ray not taking off as a format?
A: Well, first of all, Minidisc is still the number one personal, portable, digital recording format in the world, 15 years after it came out.

EL OH FUCKING EL

How the hell is sony going to learn from their mistakes and do things differently to make Blu-ray a success if they think one of their total failures is "number one"?!

Just wanted to share this with you all and see what you think. . . I've personally never laughed so hard reading a magazine before.

Sun, Nov. 19th, 2006, 04:19 am



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Sun, Nov. 19th, 2006, 03:24 am
I know why people blow up government buildings.

I've been trying to re-instate my truck registration for a week now. First I paid the only ticket that the DMV said I had. Then I had to wait 7-8 days for them to mail it to Madison and for it to get back. Aparently the WI government doesn't know about the internet.. because if they did you think there would be some kind of network in place to take care of things like this. I mean honestly WHO THE FUCK SENDS SHIT THROUGH THE MAIL ANYMORE?!?!?!? I guess if the government stopped then there wouldn't be enough work for those mailmen with their fucking city jobs and you can't FIRE someone who works for the city so yeah....

After the 7-8 days I got back to the DMV.. turns out I have another ticket that needs to be paid. I guess they didn't know about it when I ask them a week ago what outstanding tickets I have. Yeah... so it takes 2 phone calls and two robots to get me a phone number that puts me on the phone with an actual human person. She says I need to mail the money in (lolmail) or go to the police station down town to pay it. I FUCKING hate down town, but not as much as I hate mailing shit so I make Molly drive me there. (Going to another milwaukee police station wasn't an option because the government doesn't know about the internet and has no way of letting the downtown station know the ticket would have been paid..) I get there. Go in pay the ticket. I ask how long it will take to clear my registration suspension.. the guy says two hours.

TWO HOURS. 2 hours. 2hr. !just 2 hours! (120minutes) 1+1 hours. One hour and then another hour after the first hour. 2. hours. understand?

Edit: The man who took my money at the police station said my registration suspenion would clear in only two hours. (This edit was for those who didn't catch that info the first time.)

Awesome.

I go to the DMV. SEVEN TO EIGHT FUCKING DAYS BEFORE THE SUSPENION WILL CLEAR. Yeah I know the guy at the police station said 2 hours, but it still needs to be lolmailed to madison and back.

FUCK!

Anyway I went home. Did a quick Google search. Found two websites and a video with detailed information on how to make a pipe bomb using household supplies. A trip to ACE for some stump remover, glue, and the hardware would get me more than half the supplies. A trip to Walgreens for a blender and some sugar could take care of the rest. All for under $50 and an afternoon of work.

RECAP:
-Ten hours across an entire week along with $300 gets me my registration fixed (after another week of course).
-Three hours and $50 gets me a bomb.

I know why people blow up government buildings.

Sat, Oct. 14th, 2006, 04:37 am
FFXI: Endgame in SKY!

Today in FFXI I took part in my first endgame boss fight. The turtle god Genbu. The first HNM killed on the way to spawning Kirin.

This is the floating city of Ru'Aun Gardens (also known as Sky).
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And here is me kicking Genbu's Ass.
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Finally.. the drops!!!!!
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Fuck yeah bitches. Too bad he didn't drop the über VIT+15 hat. I was the only one who would have lotted. Maybe next time^^

Fri, Apr. 7th, 2006, 03:21 am

retrun_tw0: lego my eggo?
jack: o.O
jack: Me.You.Are.A.Nigger = True
jack: IF
jack: Me.You.Are.A.Nigger= True
jack: THEN
jack: Me.You.Are.Poor.And.Stupid= True
jack: lol visual basic
retrun_tw0: Dude... this person just asked me if I want to RP a gay republican in her political-minded homosexual orgy.
retrun_tw0: no joke
jack: o.o
jack: thats why you go to Arts and Entertainment, not Adult, for RP.
jack: lol.
retrun_tw0: I think i'm going to play in it though
retrun_tw0: Its definently unique...
retrun_tw0: ...and since I'll never get into a REAL orgy i might as well see what the fuss is about
jack: o.o
jack: You are the gayest thing since I met josh santiago.
retrun_tw0: haha
jack: thats more of a "Rofl" than a "haha"
retrun_tw0: yeah

Sun, Mar. 19th, 2006, 07:28 pm

I found a pill today.

I took it.

I am now in a much better mood than before.

I don't know what it was.

I think it was orange.

I downloaded a song.

I forgot how much I love Tiger Army.

I know what you're thinking.

I don't care; I still love them.

WE CAME FROM NOWHERE!!!!!

Fri, Mar. 10th, 2006, 02:38 am
Back from another MU party.

Best $2 spent ever.

Fri, Dec. 23rd, 2005, 04:35 am
Dear Niggers, Fuck You. -Henry

I will be on blogger.com. STFU KK? THX. DIE.

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